Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Television is ruining my neighborhood!

Stupid TV! First Diners, Dives and Drive-Ins (or whatever it's called, the one with the stupid bleached blond guy who wears his sunglasses on the back of his head) ruined my neighborhood burger joint. I live a block away and can't get into the place when I'm hungry for a burger or beer. Lines out the door all of the time!

Now, as I write this ESPN is filming some homecoming show with Joe Mauer at the high school down the street. I couldn't even drive to my house! Well...actually, I could drive to my house but I had to use the alley and clearly there were a lot more people driving around who aren't familiar with the streets, or how to park on them, or how to properly pass cars on them, or how not to do stupid Y turns in the middle of a busy street and nearly kill other drivers.

I hate TV.

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